Samurai Cop

At times Samurai Cop is so godawful that it’s enjoyable and at others it’s so atrocious that it’s near unwatchable. Either way, it’s a piece of shit that I simultaneously adore and despise. Still, there’s something oddly inspiring about it. If they made a movie, so can you. 3/10

The best of the worst

Bingo ! 🩺

I knew the top review for this movie is the “bingo” quote so I was expecting it, but I could have never expect the context of it. one of the funniest written conversations ever.

other than some stuff thats obviously hilarious, this movie somehow still bored me. you could say it’s so bad it’s good, but not in the same way as the room. this one just pisses me off mostly. still found a ton very funny. can’t wait for miami connection now. gonna have to watch the entire john wick franchise first so I can see some satisfying action after this abysmal dog shit though

also whats the deal with terrible movies and female nudity? and a character calling a woman a bitch? at least this time it wasn’t the main character though

average tubi fever dream

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