Rosaline

This is definitely my favourite Romeo & Juliet retelling. The modern language, the costumes and it was really funny so if you like rom-coms you should definitely give it a shot.

Pretty good, engaging, humorous Shakespeare adaptation. Modern music & language. Romeo & Juliet kind of annoyed me though. But love the chemistry between Rosaline & Dario and love a good enemies to lovers moment. Ending after the credits is funny.

i feel nothing 4.5/10 oscar isaac alternates

wish there was more romance wise but it was cute ig

Cute

this movie is so fucking good down to the outfits. It’s so good. The fact that Romeo turned out to be as boring as I thought very gratifying. I love that Rosalyn was very very likable. I love that girl down. And I fuck with her dad heavy

Now for what I actually want to talk about. Dario is so fucking bad. I need that in me right now. The boat scene when he was shirtless and Rosalyn was obviously distracted and him teasing her. Are you fucking kidding me? I need that so bad he ate that so bad. him explaining what love is but just talking about her, need that. him accepting that she’s afraid of fish. need that.

Down to his disgustingly, beautiful body, I need that. I hate a British accent, but I love his voice. Gorgeous eyes. I’m not a person who really pays attention to body hair but GORGOUS.

I LIKE HIS ACCEPTANCE THAT SHE IS A VERY DIFFICULT PERSON TO DEAL WITH CAUSE ME TOO LIKE HELLO. It’s literally so adorable. I don’t care. I need that man so bad if I can’t have him, I fear I may never breathe again.

I’m pretty sure he was in reign. He was bad as balls and that too.