Red One

Christmas movie in November ?

100% an experiment. Militarising Christmas like this is ironic enough. The casting is distracting for all the wrong reasons. If you told me every inch of this was created by AI, I'd believe every inch of you. For a movie of this scale, it's embarrassing. Most movies are propaganda, I know, but holy e.l.f this is a mess. Money laundering and you cannot tell me otherwise. Also, when are we going to stop doing the opposite because it's 'fun'? A skinny, henched Santa and a tall, brute elf. It makes me want to shred my head into a snow machine. The pacing and story feel like the build-up to a funeral, you can't wait till it's over. Just watch 'Home Alone' again.

The critics are wrong. They just take themselves too seriously. It was such a cute movie! It was so funny and heartwarming. Chris Evans and the Rock were a very entertaining odd couple, and they both have enjoyable character arcs. Kiernan Shipka was also a great villain!

great story

Actuallya silly fun time

Has no business being so good