Polar Reviews

Just a shittier, shittier John wick. But the whole Vanessa hudgens arc was crazy

Basically John wick movie just more graphic I feel and the guy killed his own dog

NO NO NO. They meant it when they say you watch bad movies to see your favorite actor. This movie was buns. Where do I even begin? I ranted about this movie to my mom about how awful it was and even she got bored.

First off, why did it take 3 people to kill 1 guy. The sniper couldn't finish the job himself but I am meant to believe this is THE 'A Team'? Not only are they the most obnoxious group of characters, but their boss is an idiot. His motive is that he wants his assassins pensions to bring his company more money? And he has $39 million in liabilities? He is hunting the main character, 2 hours of screen time, for $8 million out of his pension. They couldn't even make the amount worthy for a good motive.

It makes sense that the company needs money considering they have the worst assassins ever. The movie shows the A Team killing off random ordinary guys (ONE THEY COULDNT EVEN KILL BECAUSE HE DIDNT STAY STILL AS IF HE WASNT 600 POUNDS AND IMMOBILE), but when faced with Mads character, they died in 3 minutes. Sindy's character was an idiot and it showed a brief scene with her acting out but she was the most annoying with all her screaming.

Then there is Camille. I don't remember if they ever mentioned her name until the end? But she was useless and I got upset every time she was on screen. She made no contribution to the film whatsoever except bringing my rating down. She is weak and timid and can't even chop firewood but I would want to follow her story for 2 hours? All the transitions to her was showing her doing the most useless thing. "My brother smelled like little boy." "My dad had just finished smoking a cigarette. He smelled of aftershave and cigarettes." "You didn't even recognize me in the shop?" After years of Duncan not seeing her. The writing was terrible.

I only watched it for Mads and he was the only one that made this movie even the least bit bearable. Even when he was tortured for three days, somehow didn't die, took out an army of men who didn't know how to shoot him anywhere besides the legs or grapple him, I still love him.