Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Reviews
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Lina loved
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
“while we’ve been talking, i’ve picked this lock”
love this one. kaya & brenton 🫶😫
3y
Jared Cloud is "meh" on
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
If I’m being honest, I think POTC should’ve just been a trilogy because these last 2 don’t compare to the first 3. I really didn’t appreciate how they got rid of Jack’s cunning wit and replaced it with him just having “dumb luck” and there were continuity errors that bothered me
3y
Mana Toki disliked
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
I have never been so frustrated at a series I enjoyed until now. The fights gave me deja vu felt repetitive and unoriginal for a pirates movie. They made Jack practically useless he could’ve not been in the movie or with the other twi main characters and it would be the same—
3y
Your Movie Advisor loved
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
This made me cry SO MUCH at the end, I swear!😭🩵 FINALLY what I’ve been waiting for what feels like ages but in actuality is just a few days🥹 The new cast is not so bad after all and the story, as always (or mostly) - very well done
The credit scene though!!!! Left me >intrigued 🫢
3y
Stoofman liked
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
One of the coolest things is knowing Javier Bardem and his wife, Penelope Cruz both played in this franchise and killed it in their own respective roles😮💨
This was dope honestly, I CAN SEE why people wouldn't like this, but personally I liked it, cool story, great jokes, same Jack
193d
Shivla Shikwana disliked
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
This one made me mad. It was such a bad script, and looked like they didn’t even try. I hate what they did to Jack Sparrow. They made him from a smart calculated fun drunk to an absolute moronic drunk. And its like how as a writer did you lose his character. Wtf. 5.8/10
2y
Brenden Schmidt is "meh" on
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
6.2/10 Pretty fun and entertaining, I actually liked Salazar he was pretty cool but Johnny Depp as Jack didn’t hit this movie. Instead of Jack being the legendary pirate Jack, he was just a drunk guy. Fun movie but wouldn’t watch again
3y
laney disliked
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
This movie was trying so hard to be like the first one, like it’s a bad rip-off of the first movie. everything felt super forced, Jack wasn’t even funny. Bad writing on their part. Dumb subplots too. Whoever decided Barbossa needs to die, need to be fired. Overall awful. 3/10
3y
Elsa disliked
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Just no, everything is wrong with this movie
3y
Xabian Perez disliked
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Entertaining but utterly ruins Jack Sparrow’s character so I recommend a - skip!
4y
Conor disliked
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
I wish they really did tell no tales
6d
JWolf is "meh" on
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
4.8/10
I’m a sucker for pirate movies but this is just bad.
Ignoring the CGI mess of a final showdown the payoff was actually pretty solid.
My goat Barbossa went out exactly how I would expect him too.
This movie is just overstuffed with boring side plots.
Henry turner or whatever his name is, was forgettable and had negative chemistry with Carina.
Carina is also pretty lame, she’s really only there for finding the trident and her mentioning herself about being a scientist gets super old after the 4 mention.
The trident was fine but the design could have been cooler.
They were hyping the trident to be the most difficult thing to find but it turned out to be really simple.
Why didn’t Elizabeth go with Henry to find the trident, it’s kind of a weird move for her character to sit at home doing nothing instead of trying to find ways to save the one she loves
Opening scenes and all of the Devil’s Triangle scenes are pretty great. So are the practical stunts.
12d
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