Piranha 3D

pleasee the cgi was pretty bad but it was kind of nostalgic idk 😭🌟

ELÄMÄN TRAUMAT

I mean it’s so bad it’s good. It’s jaws without a story, lots and lots of boobs, and some gore. It’s cheesy with some ridiculous lines and fun deaths. It’s not to watch around kids that’s for sure. If you want a ridiculous creature feature that’s bad but fun watch this one.

Yummy!

Tits.

(Re watch)

6/10 ⭐️

a bloody spring break nightmare
in Lake Victoria Arizona earthquake cracks open underground unleashing prehistoric piranhas that chomp anything. Sheriff Julie Elisabeth Shue badass mom her son Jake crushes on Kelly Jessica Szohr but hes roped into babysitting sibs Zane Laura who get stranded fishing. Jake sneaks to sleazy porn shoot with Derrick Jerry OConnell wild girls Danni Crystal on a yacht partying hard.
Cameos fire Richard Dreyfuss as Jaws parody gets whirlpooled first Ving Rhames as Deputy Fallon Christopher Lloyd as fish expert IDs the cannibals. Warnings ignored partygoers ravaged in massive gore fest legs bitten off guts spilled 3D makes it pop gross AF.
Best rushes the beach bloodbath chaos boats flip people shredded Fallons epic last stand with boat motor as chainsaw hacking fish. Scuba team devoured in cave cliff diver munched. Boat crashes Kelly trapped Jake uses Derricks half-eaten corpse as bait flares propane tanks boom kills swarm. They escape but twist huge adult piranha leaps devours seismologist Novak. Over-the-top nudity kills laughs pure trashy fun.