Paul Blart: Mall Cop

A classic masterpiece. It’s purely comedy. Don’t take this film serious at all. This is a great movie to watch as a family and or just with friends. I grew up watching it 🙌🏽

Family favorite, watch it every year with my family since 2011 streak hasn’t stopped yet im 2024, still funny and enjoyable every time.

Saw this a while back, we aee RAINI RODRIGUEZ STANS, STAND UP, AUSTIN AND ALLY ARTASHES

Big protection

“Safety never takes a holiday.”

The definition of a High Testosterone movie, as Paul Blart: Mall Cop is basically just stupid fun, with nothing else, other than maybe some gay terrorists.

1st Act 4/10 (Boring, repetitive, cliche, and like one good joke.)

2nd Act 6/10 (Same deal but funnier.)

3rd Act 3/10 (It manages to be more unoriginal with every minute.)

Plot 2/10 (How does this shit get made?)

Soundtrack/Score 0/10 (Music? WHAT MUSIC?)

Acting 7/10 (Only decent actor in this is Kevin James, Paul Blart himself.)

Pacing 5.5/10 (Mediocre at best.)

Cinematography 2.6/10 (Nothing to merit, nothing to look at, practically slop.)

Character Development 4.5/10 (Honestly couldn’t care any less.)

Writing 5.7/10 (One good line, ONE.)

Ending 2/10 (Cliched to death.)

Direction 3/10 (Can’t say I expect anything from fuckin Steve Carr.)

Overall
45.3/120
4.5/10
Enjoyment wise 6.2/10

6/10