Nymphomaniac: Vol. I Reviews

This is just plain out porn. How people like this movie I may never know.

really good fishing storyline

I have to watch vol.2 but I'm watching High School Musical 3 instead ☝️

i hate lars von trier🖕🖕🖕🖕

“i can’t feel anything… i can’t feel anything”

a true guilty pleasure, von trier meshes sexuality and philosophy just so well. the performances were just so immaculate, plus it even gets emotionally intense in areas. totally not for everyone… but i’d totally watch it again

Von Trier takes a dark, uncomfortable, and pointedly unsexy journey into the lows of her sexuality, and the result contains everything an audience expects from a von Trier film by way of strong performances, confronting subject matter, and uneven results.

I really dont know what to think of that movie

Honestly, this movie is boring. all the metaphors💀.The writers must’ve thought they are so smart.It was really slow and I got the point of the movie, but it could’ve been done so much more interesting.Just a pretentious movie by a man who thinks he could ever write a woman’s pov.

Very, 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 inappropriate. Lots of nudity and heavy sexual subjects. I don’t know if the director (being a man) could do a woman’s story justice, but it definitely formed my opinions of sex and people’s disturbing desires.

I surprisingly liked this more than I thought I would. It’s so sad and deep and sad again

7/10
interesting

1/10

6/10

Just to much

Should’ve been called fish and sex, tbf
I might give it another try later…

holy boring

es la mejor de las 3

10 very large and girthy thumbs up ദ്ദി・ᴗ・)✧

7/10

SECHO

4.5/5