Novocaine Reviews

Oi oi Hughie. Homelander done robbed me bank and took your girlfriend.

it’s stupid cuz the whole movie unrealistic but the end when he was all better after a year was sooo unrealistic brahhh. wish they had him bite his tongue at the very last scene. Other than that good 🤷

i jacked on her quaid til she novoed on my caine

Well, that was a position to die in…

This is the type of movie where you relax and turn off your brain.

It was really entertaining and the action was pretty nice.

Jokes were fun too

Script wise, some dialogue could’ve been cut off but the movie flows very well and Jack Quaid is always fun to see on screen.

A fun movie with an interesting story and lots of punches... lots and lots of it.

With a very interesting premise, what could be a generic action movie is actually a very enjoyable, entertaining, and surprising to watch.

Sick,
i really liked this one, it was so funny to me and for the most part, i just had a chill time watching it (a stark contrast between what the characters experienced) however i dont think i would watch it again, some of the..well maiming just made my heart hurt

Battle of the nepo-babies. Quaid v Nicholson. I liked the way the movie started, a little slow and predictable, but I could sense something cooking. The more I found out about the characters and story, the more impatient I got. Unfortunately, the 'mic drop' moment felt underwhelming, and from then onwards it stuck to staying slow and predictable. I knew exactly what was going to happen, and it did. Till the last 30 or so minutes, it flipped into something else, but I'd already seen so much violence I practically became numb to gag-worthy gore. All in all, great visuals with poor scaling.

I really don’t know how to rate this. This was so stupid (which is what i was expecting) but kinda in an entertaining way. heavy on the kinda! Honestly, i could’ve done without the romance. those two have hardly any chemistry together. Pretty decent soundtrack tho. 6/10

Average, slightly above meh for me

It had some interesting moments but overall is a very average movie

A very entertaining film with great action and CGI.

This film was really enjoyable and fun. The goriness was incredibly well done, and it made the action ten times better. The story itself was pretty basic, but you kind of expect that from a film like this.

Jack was great.

It was honestly solid. I was held captive to watch it with friends and went in with the expectation to hate it, but it was actually good. It was between this movie and “woman in the yard” so this movie better had been better with how high those tickets were…

Jackie boy is going places

So funny, I love Jack Quaid he just makes every movie perfect 🥰

3/5 cool concept but kinda like any other rescue movie

Super fun movie

I loved this movie so much! It was very entertaining and I really liked the plot

It felt rushed in the beginning but that makes sense for the plot twist

My only complaint is like the soundtrack was gay af so I do believe it should’ve been mlm or wlw
like why am I listening to casual with a straight couple on my screen???

8.0/10
this movie was really cool and i think jack quaid did a really good job in this role - the characters were very likable and the dialogue was well written for the most part - action was entertaining but i could’ve done with a little less nasty shit ngl

7.1/10