Nosferatu

TW: SA, awkward sensuality

So fucked up, really convinced my whole gf’s family to see this on Christmas Day🤦🏻‍♂️
So morbid, uncomfortable and disgustingly emphatic on the creepy parts

Unwatchable I was scummed by overhyped promotional material, ruined Christmas and traumatized 🥸😖

Really dk why the internet’s heralding this as a horny vampire dark romance. Like what? This movie serves as an allegory for sexual abuse, pedophilia, and the shame that follows victims and lingers. I came into it blind so I was expecting the former just to be left very disturbed (which obv was the point). But seeing the response to this movie is just…. You guys scare me 😅

That was the worst movie I’ve watched in my life. Kept falling asleep in theaters and waking up to random moaning from lily rose Depps big ass forehead. Why did they put a mustache on him? You could barely see him to begin with. They make movies entirely too dark at this point.

jesus christ 🤣 so many scare-jumps & blood & saliva.
poor family, Ellen at least knew what was up (& she was kinda into it) but they had no idea 💔
also, that was prbly the weirdest foreplay i've seen.

What the hell did I just watch?!😭 loved it, but orlok is a F R E A K

I found most of the movie really boring