My Bloody Valentine Reviews

ILY HARRY

This was so much fun tbh. The actual fight/chase scenes left… a lot to be desired, but you can’t expect much from choreo in old slashers. The characters were entertaining, even when they were annoying. Sarah was SO goddamn funny the way she was so OVER the bs. Good times.

This movie was overall pretty good. And a unique storyline. Left off on kind of a cliffhanger.

MY FAVORITE SLASHER. I know that’s super controversial to say but I mean it! It’s worth every second! It’s so funny!! It’s a pretty good mystery too. It’s like a real life scooby doo almost. I recommend watching this with your girl/boyfriend on Valentine’s Day

Some great visuals, and that laughter!

I really liked the legend surrounding the killer. The cop and the bartender contributed a lot to that. The contrast between the young and the old is what makes it work.
And the idea of ​​the human hearts in the chocolate boxes was brilliant.

Honestly I would have reacted the same way under those circumstances.

5/10

love holiday themed horror movies! wish they were more

tj is rlly cute i’ll give it that

10/10. 2-14-26

Single people watch My Bloody Valentine on Valentines Day.

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Didn’t like this as much as I wanted to but I did realize halfway through that I wasn’t watching the unrated version so I’ll give it a rewatch next year and see if my opinions change

Watched because it was valentine Season funny how today is Friday the 13th 2026 and in the movie is they have dates Friday the 13th is one of them the movie give off a Friday the 13th vibe especially if they both came out in the same decade.

Super camp super fun

much better than the remake imo! the only part that was a little ehhh was the ending but that doesn’t take away from my overall enjoyment of the movie :3!!

Decent

Great slasher from the early 80s. Entertaining story with some funny moments.

Good 80s slasher with a fun premise, some cool kills and an memorable killer.

7/10