Materialists

i thought i had walked into the wrong theater during the first five minutes

i was so hyped. it was bad.
way too slow paced, she ends up with the WRONG man
neither men were right for her
she was annoying asf
1/10

Genuinely what was this. The dialogue was repetitive and it made no sense. We just kept circling around to the same topics with no resolution. Every time I thought it was ending it would inch forward again. And making Pedro squat down like that and then ZOOMING OUT was a crime.

there was one likable person in this movie

celine song you’re so lucky pedro is here as a distraction from everyone and everything else in this insufferable movie.

Predictable. Slow.