Ice Cream Man Reviews

Holy dog shit, this might just be the worst movie I have every seen, if you told me to make a terrible movie I still don’t think I would think of putting as terrible stuff in it than what’s in this.

Everything from the writing, the dialogue and script, the acting, the characters, the scenes, the us of AI, they do nothing right!

It’s actually abysmal to see the use of AI in this movie, it sticks out like a sore thumb. I genuinely can’t tell if Eli Roth was genuinely trying to make a bad movie, because I can’t think of any other reason to use AI and to make it this shit.

There’s so many things I could think of, there’s a scene of a little girl vomiting the ice cream out and later on they ask how she did that and she was like, “I’m a 12 year old girl, of course I know how to make myself throw up” like wtf? The main kid looks like he’s never held a phone before yet he’s carrying around this big ass android that’s 3x bigger than his hand.

It’s just a completely ridiculous movie, I really don’t know what to make of it, why would you ever want to make something like this, even if your goal was to make a bad movie.

My score: 0.5/10

This was not good like the acting was bad the plot was alright but really like explained in your face and idek how to comment on the gore bc I don’t even watch gore movies like that but like dialogue wise it was kind of all over the place with dated/offensive joking:
“Im a 12 year old girl, ofc I know how to make myself puke” huh???????????

so bad wow

0.6/10
The only movie I have ever walked out of in the theatres but this was so ridiculously dog shit I couldn’t let it steal any more of my time - I went in not expecting much but god was I not expecting to see this heap of ass - the writing was so pathetic and AI and every character sucked, literally all of them

This was nuts in the best way possible 😅

The script is basic, predictable & formulaic BUT the practical effects and shock value make you forget about that. If you love crazy kills, lots of blood and super duper dark humor, this film’s for you 👏🏻

Did chatgpt write the script too?

7,5/10

Kinda cringy but I like the gore ahhahaha

just a silly lil film

This is a bad film and if AI pisses you off it’s not for you. If you want a campy ass movie with kids killing people in insane ways that are very bloody it’s a fun watch. Again bad movie. But I had fun with it.

worst thing i’ve ever watched

This movie is clearly not trying to be a good horror, the script is bad, the plot is predictable, but its literally a trash comedy, its so horrible that makes it fun.

Golden Raspberry Worst Picture.
8/10

mesmo tendo uma historia ridicula atuações esquisitas IA roteiro parecendo chat gpt essa bosta ainda conseguiu ser engracada pelo menos mas pqp que tortura essa merda

I’m mean… it’s sick of his head this guy… BUT entertaining also it is… so much blood… so much guts… and so much brains. It’s been a while since I’ve watched a series B. Oh, and great product placement now I want Ice Cream.

holy gore fest

Oh it was not good. The acting is horrible. The storyline itself is interesting but the delivery…

would of been better with outh the ai slop

I’m watching these damn kids brutally murder their parents. I was too stunned to speak. Great movie I liked it

Ai crap

Holy overhated