Ice Cream Man Reviews

Holy dog shit, this might just be the worst movie I have every seen, if you told me to make a terrible movie I still don’t think I would think of putting as terrible stuff in it than what’s in this.

Everything from the writing, the dialogue and script, the acting, the characters, the scenes, the us of AI, they do nothing right!

It’s actually abysmal to see the use of AI in this movie, it sticks out like a sore thumb. I genuinely can’t tell if Eli Roth was genuinely trying to make a bad movie, because I can’t think of any other reason to use AI and to make it this shit.

There’s so many things I could think of, there’s a scene of a little girl vomiting the ice cream out and later on they ask how she did that and she was like, “I’m a 12 year old girl, of course I know how to make myself throw up” like wtf? The main kid looks like he’s never held a phone before yet he’s carrying around this big ass android that’s 3x bigger than his hand.

It’s just a completely ridiculous movie, I really don’t know what to make of it, why would you ever want to make something like this, even if your goal was to make a bad movie.

My score: 0.5/10

This was not good like the acting was bad the plot was alright but really like explained in your face and idek how to comment on the gore bc I don’t even watch gore movies like that but like dialogue wise it was kind of all over the place with dated/offensive joking:
“Im a 12 year old girl, ofc I know how to make myself puke” huh???????????

so bad wow

0.6/10
The only movie I have ever walked out of in the theatres but this was so ridiculously dog shit I couldn’t let it steal any more of my time - I went in not expecting much but god was I not expecting to see this heap of ass - the writing was so pathetic and AI and every character sucked, literally all of them

This was nuts in the best way possible 😅

The script is basic, predictable & formulaic BUT the practical effects and shock value make you forget about that. If you love crazy kills, lots of blood and super duper dark humor, this film’s for you 👏🏻

I’m watching these damn kids brutally murder their parents. I was too stunned to speak. Great movie I liked it

would of been better with outh the ai slop

Ai crap

Holy overhated

The plot was very predictable but plenty of gore in it and a good guilty pleasure watch

2/5

No scares, just gore. Something you see in all horror movies but then here you see it repeatedly every minute. Couldn’t enjoy the movie and storyline as none made sense. Felt like a Disney movie. Also why did every mother have botox?

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Distasteful scoops of creamy carnage that may disturb children and others because of its gross flavors.

it was just weird like.. was it supposed to have the comedy element to it? i just found it laughable. i’m so over films using overly gory stuff to try and make it scary but the plot twist when jared killed his dad shocked me tbh

What even was that 😥

the ending was the only good part, not every horror movie needs to end on a positive note

When I saw a little girl lick ice cream off the floor for no reason I walked out.

Definitely children of the corn meets terrifier, loved every minute of it ❤️

1.9/10
Had very little redeemable qualities.
I guess some of the shock value.

Straight 84 minutes of gore.

What’s worse: Using A.I in the movie or A.I writing the script.

Probably the worst movie of the year for me so far.

I may have been able to rate this higher if the ending wasn’t just the shock value of the kids unknowingly murdering their parents.

I actually didn’t hate the main characters but everything they did was mostly to support the gore which was the main attraction to this movie.

If you love gore, then you will likely enjoy this movie.
If you don’t, then you will probably hate this movie.