Hellraiser: Revelations

almost a meh but i got bored after a while. they were in the house just talking and crying forever 😭 only some of the acting was ok. no doug bradley 💔 i liked the moral ambiguity of emma and that nobody was rly “good.” the most memorable thing was emma’s true religion jeans 👖

You’d think after 9 films in the same canon they’d at least make it fun, but naw, not even Temu Pinhead and a bizarrely horny soup scene can elevate this absolute dogwater travesty to filmmaking

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3/10

So bad it’s good.