Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers Reviews

was dumb but jamie and her family carried hard

Dr. Loomis desperately needs to write a Whattpad fun fiction about him and Michael, it’s getting out of hand.

Fuck bitch ass Michael for going after Jamie, loser ass Loomis needs his ass beat for how he treated Jamie, hated annoying ass Tina for leaving Jamie, why tf wasn’t Rachel locked in??? Final girl status REVOKED. Jamie has suffered more than Laurie Strode AND Jesus Christ.

5/10

I hate this mask

Simool Leumas

6,7/10

2.5/5---Mediocre---Rank D+

Surprisingly entertaining? This is quite bad, don’t get me wrong, but it’s like a bunch good to decent pieces jumbled together in all the wrong ways. I hated Loomis so much, and Tina deserved better.

Ok

Unfortunately the rating definitely more nostalgic for me. That being said it’s one of the most pointless sequels we ever got and the comedy cops don’t help.

8/10

5/10

Ugh 2.5/10

4/10 I just can’t get over how goofy the mask looks. It ruins any set up for the scares or kills

Meh.

(Re watch)

5/10 ⭐️

7/10

It’s okay but sometimes boring

Some creepy moments & the ending is strong. Not great, but not the worst either. Loomis is my favorite here. His unraveling obsession adds emotional weight. Watching him teeter between protector & fanatic gives the film psychological tension that almost overshadows Michael.

5.5/10