Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers Reviews

was dumb but jamie and her family carried hard

Dr. Loomis desperately needs to write a Whattpad fun fiction about him and Michael, it’s getting out of hand.

Fuck bitch ass Michael for going after Jamie, loser ass Loomis needs his ass beat for how he treated Jamie, hated annoying ass Tina for leaving Jamie, why tf wasn’t Rachel locked in??? Final girl status REVOKED. Jamie has suffered more than Laurie Strode AND Jesus Christ.

4/10 I just can’t get over how goofy the mask looks. It ruins any set up for the scares or kills

Meh.

(Re watch)

5/10 ⭐️

7/10

It’s okay but sometimes boring

Some creepy moments & the ending is strong. Not great, but not the worst either. Loomis is my favorite here. His unraveling obsession adds emotional weight. Watching him teeter between protector & fanatic gives the film psychological tension that almost overshadows Michael.

5.5/10

It’s ok, had some story elements I wasn’t a huge fan of tbh

6.1

Pretty much what you expect going in, it’s an enjoyable watch but nothing impressive

loomis lowkey sold

Bearable

dr loomis was hilarious, pointing a gun at everyone, using jamie as bait for his net trap. michael had every chance to kill him in his house but they had a tender moment instead lol. it’s like how batman & joker secretly need each other.

Hardly anything about this movie is redeemable 2.5/10

4.4/10

Mid at best

Was the revenge in the room? Even though I didn't like the premise of Halloween 4, they quickly ruined all the potential they set up in the first bit of this film.

(minor spoilers ahead)
This movie is a prime example for wasted potential. Everything that was teased with the ending of the fourth movie is undone in seconds. All Dr. Loomis does is scream at a little girl and glaze Micheal. Danielle Harris has by far the best performance and it hurts to see her in such a bad movie.
They really fucked this one up.

the scariest one of them all in my opinion