Girl on the Third Floor Reviews

I must be missing something because while this movie seems to have decent and good reviews, I thought it was awful. There was amazing potential, but the execution was not there.

It had some creepy moments, but the story felt slow and predictable. The horror didn’t fully land for me, and the characters didn’t really draw me in. It was okay, but nothing special.

Weird

This looks like a senior project bruh

Creepy asf but very good if you’re into horror. definitely gave me a nightmare ngl. Not too many jump scares but decently gorey

this is actually kinda funny if you can get past the mediocre acting.

Fun concept with an unexpected reveal. The acting was better than expected acting from the WWE dude, but the highlight for me was the hottie, Sarah Brooks.

Honey, we accidentally bought a brothel

4/10

Cool concept but the characters make stupid decisions and the dialogue is painfully stiff. 6/10, never knew a house could produce so much cum but here we are.

I don’t know why he doesn’t just get rid of the house if he’s so scared he can just leave I give it a. 6/10

Star Rating: 🏚️🏚️🏚️.5
Favorite Quote: "blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial."
Favorite Character: Sadie "The Nymph"
Brief Thoughts: Somehow....a "Good For Her" if good was just kinda sad.

Literally Murder House but bad

me n my mom bought this movie from redbox n loved it

NAH THAT SHIT WAS FUCKED DAMN

It was just confusing, and WHY THE HELL DID THE WIFE KEEP HER BABY IN THAT HOUSE WHERE SHE ALMOST GOT KILLED 10000 TIMES!!!! don’t even get me started on the dryer dead dog

this movie was weird asf 😭

Scary

very strange!