Fountain of Youth

A Indiana jones attempt. It’s more childish in nature but weirdly decent to watch along. Not a crazy gripping story but intriguing enough to keep watching with a wholesome ending. 6.5/10

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Guy Ritchie is the absolute definition of 'hit and miss.' The more 'Disney-like' the production, the more likely a miss. John Krasinski, Natalie Portman, Eiza González, and Domhnall Gleeson all gave me understandable hope for quirky comedy and kinetic chemistry. Unfortunately, it feels like the editing was doing all the heavy lifting, and that itself wasn't doing anything special. The story didn't grab me, although the stunts did. Overall, I think it works as a family flick, but it's definitely on the lower end of Apple Originals.

It was aight. Yes. It was a combination of National Treasure and Indiana Jones but I would also add Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and August Rush. However, it removed the best parts of those movies:
1.Nick Cage
2.Pirates
3.Bad guy Nazis
4. Musical little orphan boy with a guitar

Enjoyable film with some really great cinematography and action thrown in. Sure makes me wish we got an Uncharted movie!

Fountain of Youth throws $300M at the screen but forgets chemistry, tension, or logic. It just fails to engage emotionally or narratively.

Guy Ritchie please come home, the kids miss you💔