F9

I hear in F36 Vin Diesel races his motorized scooter out of the window of a nursing home. He lives because “family” is stronger than gravity. ​​​​​​​​​

ENOUGH WITH FAST AND FURIOUS! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST MAKE IT STOP LMFAO 😭

These niggas put a pontiac fiero in space ain’t no way

Il y a de l’action j’aime bien

Rating: 6.2/10

F9 is a loud, dumb, and spectacularly ridiculous installment of the Fast & Furious saga that leaves logic behind. While it delivers insane spectacle and features a welcome return for a beloved character, the film is hobbled by a nonsensical plot and lazy retcon.

Highlights
- Welcome Return: Sung Kang's return as Han Lue is a highlight of the film, bringing a welcome breath of fresh air.
- Insane Action: Director Justin Lin stages creative and utterly insane action sequences, including a standout chase through Edinburgh.
- Fun Spectacle: The film is a fun and spectacular ride for fans of the franchise's over-the-top action.

Criticisms
- Nonsensical Plot: The screenplay is an absolute mess, with a lazy and unbelievable retcon introducing a secret brother for Dom.
- Invincible Characters: The characters have become invincible, cartoon superheroes, removing any sense of genuine stakes or danger.
- Absurdity: The film's absurdity and lack of stakes can make for an eye-rolling and often boring viewing experience.

Verdict
F9 is a film made exclusively for dedicated fans of the Fast & Furious saga who can embrace its complete departure from reality. It's a spectacular, ridiculous, and utterly nonsensical blockbuster that delivers incredible action but is weighed down by a lazy script.

Cardi B where you come from??? Anyways I was happy with Han being back, I remember when I was little and I saw his death I was sooo sad but seeing this now makes me feel a little better about it