Eenie Meanie Reviews

Exciting movie, but the whole heist was pointless! She should have just let that dumbass die from the beginning 🙄

Weaving is solid but this movie had no idea what it wanted to be. Whiplash tonal shifts, unlikable characters all around, wouldn’t watch again, can’t recommend unless you want something on while you do other things.

Instantly added this to the watchlist after seeing Samara Weaving was involved, and like always, she does not disappoint. Sadly, most of her recent projects do and have been mediocre or below. I was really enjoying the genre twists, and the character dynamics were refreshing until around 3/4 into the runtime, where the writer makes some interesting choices—choices I didn't see coming for the disappointment they'd bring. Overall, it's so close to being a solid flick. I just can't get past certain plot points having weak plot behind them.

Wasn’t a bad movie, ok the story was a bit boring. And idk why you gotta swear so much lol but other than that. Remind me of a more bloody baby driver. Few twists that could be predictable but I’m ill so I didn’t think much lol.
Overall I’d give it like a 6/10

Like Lowly
Rating: 70

I liked this way more than I expected and it was really funny

Good enough to watch while eating food

7/10- cool, good ending

Such a weirdly interesting movie

Great
4/1/26

Cool movie if you like Samara Weaving. She is such a badass. Starts out fun, but as the movie progresses, it gets more melodramatic.

7/10

😍🙉❤️

6.5/10 some solid performances. Decent plot. Good watch.

6/10

Rating: 5.6/10

A high-octane heist flick with slick driving stunts, but struggles with tonal inconsistency.

Highlights
- Strong Performances: Samara Weaving shines as Edie; Andy Garcia and Marshawn Lynch are solid.
- Gritty Aesthetic: Director Shawn Simmons captures Ohio's rust-belt look well.
- Visceral Action: Car chases feel practical and intense.

Criticisms
- Tonal Inconsistency: Swings between comedy and dark violence.
- Problematic Choices: Protagonist's lifestyle and relationships may be off-putting to some.
- Frantic Editing: Script relies on profanity and crude humor.

Verdict
Eenie Meanie is a serviceable action movie with great driving scenes, but lacks heart and moral clarity. Skippable for those preferring entertainment with a stronger moral center.

7/10

Weaver is good but there is nothing interesting in anyone else. It’s watchable but completely forgettable.

7.6/10

John was too annoying, wish she'd ditched him in the first 5 mins