Snow White

Let's make Dumbo a giraffe next time.

Let me start this with a positive note…

It’s better than I thought… let me rephrase that, there are about 2 or 3 one liners that actually made me laugh…

Rachel Zegler, although I hate her, was good but you are not selling to me the fact that you are in love with this guy, I just won’t buy it, and this has been a theme with Rachel in roles with a love interest. She just can’t do it, or it appears so.

Gal Gadot remains a one note actress, and her musical pieces were horrendous, she was trying or holding back an accent, I just couldn’t tell, if she was hiding it or trying to show it… it sucked.

CGI was overly used, don’t even get me started on the 7… figures, I’ll put it like that… what the fuck is up with the animals having large unrealistic eyes?? It doesn’t work!!

The 7, were actually mildly fun.

Cinematography was just bad, some scenes dropped down in quality and it looked like 720p and then they tried to hide it with digital noise???? That was just bad. Don’t get me started on the CGI panoramas mixed with colors and effects that just don’t work.

Please never let Rachel Zegler spin in a Snow White costume in slow motion ever again, I’m begging, it was bad.

Overall, it exceeded my expectations, I’ll give it a meh, which is much more than what I thought i would give it.

And finally, this remains Disney trash and the OG cartoon was so much better, better off with that… not everything has to be political (we all know the drama of this movie)

P.S: I hope never to share a room with Disney adults, I’m sorry really, I respect you but everything that happened in the theater while watching the movie just made me cringe… I’m not clapping at the fucking kiss, it’s not that deep, it looked fake and staged.

Gal gadot is enough reason to hate the movie.

Hot woman mad at ugly woman for being the hottest and also couldn’t act. Also it’s “Snow White”, not “Snow Colombian”. Should’ve been actual little people. I will kill Paul Deenkage or whatever that little man’s name is. I’ll kill him. I’ll do it.

Boring and formulaic unlike the original. Gal Gadot’s acting (and singing) is noticeably bad. The CGI dwarves are uncanny. Costumes cheap. Story bland. A lot went wrong here but at least Rachel Zegler was great. We need more inspiration from the source material.
4.5/10

the cgi, the aesthetic, the songs and the outfits were beautiful but i feel as though we was lacking in the acting department. knowing the actors didn’t like the story ruined the magic of it.