Death of a Unicorn

The poor baby died like three times 😭

I wanted to like this, especially for its metaphors on exploitation, grief, greed and morality. The unicorns too, of course. Unfortunately, it got almost repetitive and somehow bland the more it went on. Each character/cast is a realistic stereotype, and I loved them all as well as the comedy, but the unicorns held all the 'Jurassic Park' level tension. However, I did need more lore because the more screentime the stiff-scripted, capitalistic humans got, the more my anticipation wore off. Also, the production could've been more practical too. I liked the designs but grew tired of how artificial they felt.

Honestly really really REALLY loved this. Loved the social commentary, loved the creativity, it was honestly one of my favorite Jenna Ortega performances as well! CGI was very noticeable, but I didn’t mind. Just pure fun, gore, chaos, and shitty characters with great deaths.

too slow to start. not enough action, the ‘scary’ scenes with the unicorns werent doing it for me. didnt really find many of the jokes funny. definitely a unique idea though and i liked the commentary on greed and the environment

It was neither scary nor funny.

It was very fun to watch, I watched it on a an airplane and didn't get up even once, knowing my attention spam.