Dark Shadows Reviews
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Queue Score
Jenna loved
Dark Shadows
very good although it was kinda weird at the end when she turned bc they were so inlove because there were barely any scenes showing their romance mostly him telling other people he likes her & he first liked her bc she looks like his dead ex wife like it was cute but kinda off
2y
MRSU1C1DESQD is "meh" on
Dark Shadows
A very mediocre story, it felt all over the place. The werewolf thing came out of nowhere and was just an unnecessary plot element that contributed no value nor was it hinted to. Not sure what some of the logic on this is but ok🤷♂️.
2y
Lottie liked
Dark Shadows
It’s camp at its finest, not even mentioning the 11/10 casting. Should have been a mini series though. It’s not a faithful adaptation , but a pretty fun standalone. Overall really love this one.
3y
Jesmin loved
Dark Shadows
THAT PART WHERE HE FELL OFF THAT CLIFF WITH HER THEN TURNED HER INTO A VAMPIRE SO HE WOULDN’T LOSE HER.. IM SOBBING
4y
Hellen disliked
Dark Shadows
No. No no no. Absolutely not.
I did not like this movie. It was strange—but not in that classic, fun Tim Burton way. Just plain weird… and kind of gross. Why does most of the film consist of Johnny Depp aura farming and sleeping with every woman who isn’t related to him? And seriously, what makes him so desirable? He looks decrepit the entire time.
I’ll admit, there were a few genuinely funny moments, but beyond that, the movie was just fine—and that’s being generous. Some parts of the story could have been interesting, like the idea of an ancestor returning to fix his modern family’s problems, but that potential is completely wasted by poor writing, uneven acting, and weak direction.
And don’t even get me started on the villain. Her entire motivation is that she’s mad he didn’t love her back? Girl. Please. Stand up. Then she takes him back at the end? Not only is that gross, it comes off as weirdly misogynistic and makes zero sense.
Then there’s that random werewolf reveal at the end—what was the point of that? And why is the main love interest’s entire purpose basically being spirit-summoned by his ex? Was she supposed to be a reincarnation or something?
In the end, Dark Shadows feels less like a movie and more like a vanity project designed to stroke Johnny Depp’s ego—everything else comes second. 💀
320d
Miki liked
Dark Shadows
"Enchanted. Surely you do not let them call you Vicky. A name like Victoria is so beautiful, I could not bear to part with a single syllable of it."
1y
Lol disliked
Dark Shadows
Lowk tought I was gonna like it but it was boring til like the end. The romance wasn’t even that good in my opinion. With Barnabas and and Angelique they were freaked out. And as for Vicky and barnabas they didn’t show much of them(I wish they did) but I did enjoy the cast tho.
1y
Loki liked
Dark Shadows
The casting was excellent, it was hilarious but I gave it a like cause’ it was weird in the ending fighting scene. But omg how gorgeous was Eva Green??? Anyways the love was toxic between them but still it kinda broke my heart in the end. And the ending didn't make much sense.
1y
majd liked
Dark Shadows
cast 🔛🔝 ambience 🔛🔝 soundtrack 🔛🔝 characters 🔛🔝. i just wish they did more tbh with everything or that there was a sequel or SOMETHING. great concept kind of underutilized in the movie. really enjoyed it tho, nice watch in october.
1y
noher loved
Dark Shadows
honestly the plot was kinda meh for me, but since everything else (casting, composition, se) was a pleasure to watch, i still liked it well enough. i must say tho, idk if this is bc my perception of depp has changed or not, but his acting here was not what im used to quality wise
1y
zahra is "meh" on
Dark Shadows
si tuviera sentido algo de lo que ocurre sería mejor, i guess. Ninguno de los personajes femeninos están bien escritos y por mucho que la estética gótica vampiresa me guste no puedo quitarle importancia a lo estúpidas que son algunas de las acciones de los personajes.
2y
Lexo loved
Dark Shadows
⭐️8.5/10⭐️
maybe I’m biased because I’ve never seen the og, but I love this movie. the casting is perfect, the soundtrack is amazing, it’s got Alice Cooper, it’s funny, it’s campy… idk how anyone can actually hate this movie it rocks 😆🤘🧛♂️🩸
2y
Elena Rivera liked
Dark Shadows
I feel like I've been cheated w all the romance edits I saw, it was not a main plot. The movie was good though
6d