Cursed Reviews

just rewatched🙈 see ik this movies bad but it’s so fucking good. you put jess, mark zuckerberg, and penelope in one movie and expected me not to love it??? AND jess is gay (idc he was) like hello perfect fucking movie. it’s like too good idc.

only watched it for milo ventimiglia ❤️

Two thumbs down. How do you have that cast, that director and that writer and make such a bad movie with horrible acting and effects. Cheesy lines and bad writing in general. I feel like there has to be a story why everyone phoned it in on this one. Not even so bad it’s good. BAD

Amazing the nostalgia was real!

Not 1/2 bad. This cast is everything. They were practically nobodies when they did this and now they are big names.

“Hey bro I’m gay, good for you…I’m a werewolf”
The stacked cast mixed with the cheesiness was a hit or miss at times, I love werewolves and I feel like this sibling dynamic/script could be really well done. They didn’t have the guts to make it gay. A shame. Almost a meh
5.5/10

if the whole film was as funny as that hysterical coming out scene it could've been legendary

So this is where the jesse & milo edits I see all over my fyp is from LMAOOO well hello

of course lance bass was in the gay werewolf movie but fr this cast was stacked wth was lex luther doing here??? camp af

27/12/25

Jimmy is such a cutie

Lots of potential here but a the movie leaves me with a lot of questions as to why certain things did or did not happen.

The switches from the practical werewolf to the cg one were quite jarring

Called both twists

rawr

Good

10/20/25

It kinda reminded me of The Vampire Diaries but honestly I was just thinking how pretty Christina Ricci is the whole time.

Need to rewatch

a goofy lighthearted halloween watch

Slightly cringe but the stacked cast and scream aesthetic make up for it