Commando

Classic Arnold Schwarzenegger action film. As always, Arnold is great, the action is great, the villains are evil. That’s about it. It’s a very surface level action film, although not to say it isn’t a fun one

Arnold Schwarzenegger doin what he does best. Looking jacked, spittin classic one liners, racking up the body count and blowing shit up for fun. Need you want more. It also has one of the campest macho villains in film. Freddy mercury mustache lookalike mesh vest wearin “Bennett”

Unless I missed it, there was so much opportunity here for a Willhelm scream, genuinely my only real criticism other than the fact that the writing was a tad corny here and there but hey that’s the 80’s for you and the fact that there were some performances that felt really meh.

Unless I missed it, there was so much opportunity here for a Willhelm scream, genuinely my only real criticism other than the fact that the writing was a tad corny here and there but hey that’s the 80’s for you and the fact that there were some performances that felt really meh.

Good

Man already knew what he was meant to do from birth!