Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

“I prefer action movies,” “I prefer well structured thriller”. You. Mortal. Fools. This absolute banger is literally FREE (yes FREE)- and thousands of people have not watched it because. . . Why? Chipmunks? YOU SIMPLE MINDED JEST!! Submit to your bushy tail overlords: do better.

ngl if I was on the island with Theodore and he ate the last donut all by himself i would’ve punted that chubby ahh chiphead back into the water😠

i hate the woman with the balls. i’m not transphobic there’s literally a woman with balls

5/10

LOVE IT

The squeaky squad gets stranded 🐿️🏝️. Cringe jokes, karaoke chaos, and chipmunk drama—basically toddler fuel with zero chill. Parents beware.