Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

first and foremost go look up the budget for this movie cause that was astonishing haha. but although it was weird and kinda cringey, it wasn’t dull and the whole time i was just laughing cause how bizarre it was. please watch it just for shits and giggles, it was fun honestly

The extent of the ridiculousness here cannot easily be compared or understood. The violence quickly becomes numbing, and Benjamin Walker plays Lincoln without the sense of irony needed to keep the historical and supernatural sides of the story consistently entertaining.

Who came up with this movie bruh?! This shit was absolutely ridiculous💀😭 still found it enjoyable tho. 7/10

even if I liked the vampires side much than I care to admit, I have to say that the story was a bit slow bad could've been way better than how it is.

It's actually pretty cool, considering the story, it was quite engaging. The vampires themselves were well done, I was even a little surprised.

Bad: Music, effects, acting, action, dialogue, romance, corny, boring, slow.

It feels like it’s meant to be taken serious, and it’s not high enough quality to do so.

San Te had to train for 5 years to kill humans, Lincoln only needed like 2 weeks to learn to kill vampires?