28 Years Later

did I need to see aqua man’s cock and balls that’s my question (★★★)

This movie has single handedly brought me out of movie review retirement. I had to buy the premium version so I could rant for even longer. Words don’t describe my disappointment, I mean the same franchise of this movie 18 years ago released a banger, had a great plot really immersed the watcher. As for this movie it felt like I walked too far into 4th street on halloween and a cracked out mom decided it’d be a good idea to bring her kid to downtown Austin. I’ve seen that movie before and not impressed. Anyways, this movie didn’t even seem relatable to the previous movies and with a trilogy that puts a damper on things, the zombies were hardly as aggressive and bloody, the plot of the kid going out to get a kill was genuinely so pointless, and then the ending… the ending. I’m almost not interested in the slightest, why a group of drag show ninjas appeared but it genuinely put the nail in the coffin by dismantling the entire scary/ mysteriousness perspective of the movie. Again there was no plot, no jump at you scenes, way less gore and WAY more hog, movie doesn’t even compare to 28 weeks later, honestly the movie didn’t even have anything to do with 28 years later, I saw a comment that it should have been called 28 inches later and that about sums up this hairy Johnson of a movie, and really what’s up with Europeans and making movies with so much hog? Place has got to be a sausage fest. Anyways this movie wasn’t good and stayed up so late for nothing but to feel like I got hammered slapped in the face by the alpha.

edvin ryding’s 5 minutes screening was the best part of the movie

Interesting movie. Had a “tree of life” moment at the end, almost directly followed by a “kill bill” moment. 🤔

My name is Ralph, and I speak for the Bone Trees!

A good film, but not what I was expecting. Yes there were infected, and it was very apocalyptic, but it just seemed like it was more of a story about a boy and his mom. Still good effects, good performances, I was just hoping for a better story. definitely a Good Watch.