The Last House

Jesus Christ, people have money to waste. Horrible acting, zero logic, dialogue with the natural flow of a hostage negotiation, and a plot moving at 200mph. Then a Captain America-style Avengers speech and a finale powered by ✨mercy✨. I wish I watched Sharknado.

I enjoyed the first half cause I was blind drunk, but then I sobered up for the second half and I’m just confused. The aliens trapped them for 5 years and ate people and then just showed mercy? And then just fucked off forever and no one ever saw them again? Did I miss something?

This movie was not good enough to justify the amount of cute animals I had to see die. Very slow, a lot of needless animal killings, it’s weird they ate their dog and just moved on. Very slow pace. The mom actor always looks like she is on the verge of passing out for no reason.

the start was fine then it just started getting stupid & bad

6/10

Awful I didn’t even finish it that’s how bad it was