Jurassic World Rebirth

-HORRIBLE acting by everyone
-Boring for the most part
-The Family was so obnoxious and annoying and made the movie worse
-How hard is it to make a good and scary dinosaur movie? Apparently very
-the Dino that was in all the promotions and beginning of movie? 5 min of screen time 😐
-“I’m not hysterical… Im homocidal!” You’re a bad actress 😐😐👎🏽👎🏽

Fuck me what the fuck was this.

First hour was so boring and there’s literally no dinosaurs for ages.

Plot armour dreadful I actually wanted the family to die they were so annoying.

If any side character got just 2 mins of screen time. You know their death was coming up.

T rex scene was awful ur telling me the AIR FILLED boat survives a T rex bite like that??? Also how is a guy with a bad leg ,he can’t even walk on ,dodging bites from a T rex underwater.

They don’t explain what D Rex is a mix of? They just say they used to mutate and mix dinosaur species.

It felt like they were trying to please everyone they obviously got that supermarket scene to be similar to the raptor kitchen scene in the original. (Btw done dreadfully compared to Spielberg in 1993). Also they added a raptor scene which was also just to people please. There was literally no point it was a crap scene and it lasted two mins. And I wanted the boyfriend to get fucking killed anyway so I was cheering on the raptors.

Fuck off

Waaaaayyyy better than the last Jurrasic World movie. It was intense, funny and a lot of action.

Scarlett Johansson = Mommy

3/10

I’m glad the ones that made it made it, but honestly, I didn’t care all that much for the film. Yes, it got my adrenaline pumping as the original Jurassic Park film did, and I love it, but this just annoyed me, like, a lot. But that could also be because I have a migraine.

just not mine